St. Marks SMEGMA!

Two vermin on St. Marks in studded leather jackets; I thought they were a couple until….Taller one: “Hey, sexy lady”

I yelled “STOP HARASSING WOMEN! NO ONE LIKES IT! YOU’RE GOING UP ON THE INTERNET!!”

“Whuh?”

“SEE YOU ON HOLLABACKNYC.COM, SMEGMA!!!”

Shorter one: “Whore!” He wishes.

I was wearing a 3/4 sleeve top , jeans and carrying a backpack.

Submitted by ninyabruja

note: Never heard of the word smegma? Us either. According to urban dictionary it is a “buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis.” Um, gross. But whatta great hollaback word. Take that, smegma!

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