Halloween is Scary

I’m fourteen. On Halloween, I was walking across the street to my neighbor’s house in my mermaid coustume. It isn’t slutty at all. It’s got a long tail, and a blue stomach-coverup.

Anyway, a trucker runs by me and screams something like: ‘I’LL COME TO YOUR BED TONIGHT!’

I’m fucking creeped out now. No more Halloween parties for me.

Submitted by D

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