I was out with my newborn daughter for the first time. Carrying her in my arms, still walking a bit tenderly from having given birth. I am in the early bliss of motherhood when I innocently walk past an old man sitting on a park bench. I get past and hear “Wooooo Whooooo I wanna get me some of that.” Had I not been in such a fragile state and carrying my precious 3 day old daughter I probably would have turned on him and ripped him a new one.
To the ugly old man on the bench: Your assault on me and my young daughter was appalling. What a sad introduction to the world for this blessed being.