Ain’t No Mommy

Trudging home from the subway I hear the words “beautiful mommy” murmered. I look up to find a man (the one on the left) not staring into my eyes but rather sneering at my tits. I felt like poo, and it took all my willpower to grab my camera and run down the street after him to get this shot. A little scared, and very shaken, I scurried home holding my camera like radioactive material.

A word to the wise ladies and gents: the first time you do this it’s a little jarring. The second time it’s a little empowering. By the third time, it’s downright kickass – so keep snapping! With a little practice, it’s more fun than drugs and the Daily Show combined.

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